Ashima-Shimtu: “The travelers need only step to the lip of this well, speak the name of where they would travel, and dive in. Ashima-Shimtu will see them safely there.”

Talon Silverhawk: “Whore Island!”

A certain friend of the gaming group lent his voice talents:

Frost Giant armor: ‘While not in use, the armor condenses into a 5-pound ball of ice which can never melt.’

Kida: “I vote we store it in a punch bowl at the RHC HQ break room instead of in the Quartermaster’s. Any objections?”


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