Ashima-Shimtu: “The travelers need only step to the lip of this well, speak the name of where they would travel, and dive in. Ashima-Shimtu will see them safely there.”
Talon Silverhawk: “Whore Island!”
A certain friend of the gaming group lent his voice talents:
Frost Giant armor: ‘While not in use, the armor condenses into a 5-pound ball of ice which can never melt.’
Kida: “I vote we store it in a punch bowl at the RHC HQ break room instead of in the Quartermaster’s. Any objections?”
GM’s Note: I guess this one’s actually canon.
Kida’s player: Hey, if you guys aren’t using your minor actions in combat, I’ve got a great item for you.
All: (uninterested silence)
Kida’s player: It’s called a Wound Patch, and it gives you 5 extra HP on your next surge; you apply it as a minor action.
All: (various people chiming in as to why they wouldn’t spend gold on that)
Kida’s player: But it’s so cheap! Just 20 gp. Why wouldn’t you?
(The debate continues for a painful 10-20 minutes.)
Later, in game, as Kida is finishing her watch at night…
Mysterious Eladrin: I have bled in the forest, dark and quiet.
GM (ooc): She seems to be awaiting a response of some kind.
Talon’s Player (ooc, in a spooky voice): Wound Patches are only 20 gold pieces!
(during a heated OOC argument between Templeton and Kida on whether the use of the Wayfarer’s Lantern to block Ob scrying attempts should be a closely-guarded secret or not)
Talon: To be fair, I turn on the Lantern whenever I shower.
Kida: That’s alright. The Ob doesn’t assume that you shower, Talon.